As I begin to comb the web for examples of Zen and not so Zen like things, I returned to EBay and struck NonZen gold!

Sex can be very Zenny, especially when one is present in the moment.

Zen boner pills? Not so much.

Product description (in case you feel compelled to buy):

8 PACK DEAL!!! 8 CAPSULES!!!
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assists with pre-mature Ejaculation
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One Capsule lasts up to 5 days
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Power Zen One Pill

$10.00Price